Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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