Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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