This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
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Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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