their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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