I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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