are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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