need another drink. this is the easiest way
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
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the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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