I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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