If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
It's no shave November. This is our time.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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