Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Are my feet made of real feet?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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