Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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