I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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