Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Will exercising make me less horny?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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