You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i wish my penis had a tongue
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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