Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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