I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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