Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
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so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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