Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life