mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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