Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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