Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
tell me about the fingering
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