the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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