That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
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woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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