so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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