Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Let's get the cat blown out
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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