Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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