Nicole vs. Life
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
either way he was missing a nipple.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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