i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
can u get pink eye on your cock?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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