Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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