I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
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Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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