therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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