I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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