your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
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I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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