JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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