we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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