so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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