turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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