no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
You don't make any sense
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