Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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