I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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