He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Randomize
