maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
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