oh god the rape fog is back!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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