Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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