This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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