his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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