Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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