Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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