I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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