he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I am available for nakedness
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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