R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
someone get that fucking seahorse.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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