The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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