yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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