it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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