This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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