it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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